Exposed Feet

Here is a poem that I wrote. I would like to dedicate it to those women that love to walk around without their shoes on.

Oh, barefoot girl
Look at those feet
You shoeless-ly move with reckless abandon
When walking down the street

Oh, barefoot girl
How did you get to be so brave…
When I see you walking around after the club
I truly am amazed

Oh, barefoot girl
Put back on your shoe
The ground is quite dirty
And poses a great risk to you

Oh, barefoot girl
Why won’t you hear my plea
After walking around on pavement
You’ll surely expect me to rub your feet

Oh, barefoot girl
There is cause for my alarm
But you keep smiling coyly in your state of stiletto-less relief
Because in you’re drunken state, a little bare foot on concrete action can do you no harm


Random doesn't even begin to describe this particular blog post. But you know what, I should seriously look into becoming a poet. Play it safe ladies, put your shoes back on.

Adult Braces - An Emerging Trend in Sacramento

I've been here since October. Before 2008 rolled in, I didn't see a single "adult" (person over 21 years old for purposes of our discussion) with braces. Yet, since January 1, I have taken note of at least 2 cases of "adult braces" (person over 21 years old with braces for purposes of our dicussion). This outbreak appears poised to reach pandemic proportions. Yet, should we be alarmed?

I think not.

Although I did just fine as a teenager with teenage braces, individuals with adult braces don't appear to fare as well. While not many people realize this, adult braces leads to an almost immediate reduction in bedroom productivity. This reduction isn't associated with fatigue or disinterest. Patients - those wearing adult braces should definitely be classified as medical patients - are still interested and energetic when the prospect of "bumping and grinding" is raised. But the sad truth is this: girls don't like men with adult braces. Girls can potentially receive a pass if they: a) have a great personality, b) have a great body, or c) just because guys are less selective.

Guys on the other hand are banned to some sort of purgatory on Earth. But speaking of hands, they can always count on their left and their right to rectify erectified situations.

Please report back should you spot another adult male with adult braces. Don't be alarmed, HE won't bite...

And he damn sure won't outblog the 2blog Crew!