Friday, December 24, 2010

Modern Twist on Famous Toast


May you never steal, lie or cheat.
But if you must steal, steal that ugly ass sweater you got me last Christmas.
If you must lie, lie on the couch and let me have the bed for once after a fight.
And if you must cheat, make sure it isn't with that guy you said was just a friend.

Otherwise, you and I are golden.

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