Thursday, July 30, 2009

Let's Make A Deal



Can we all just agree that every baseball player in the Major Leagues has taken something that will lead him to be a figure of ill repute once mysterious leaks in the unforeseeable future suggest that he was on some mysterious list of naughty boys?

Can we just put an asterisk next to everything?

When I find out that Ken Griffey Jr. was juicing, I'm going to shit a brick.

But while someone is answering these questions for me, can you also explain to me how David Ortiz could be on the juice and still be so damn fat??

I'm would ask for a refund on that piece of shit bottle of juice that he acquired. He should've got that strand that ARod was using...

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