Thursday, March 5, 2009

Curtain Call?

Wasn't his curtain call 12 years ago or something like that?

I mean, welcome back and everything Mike. But seriously? It's not like he can dance all that well anymore. He's already registered with the AARP. This smells of financial debt and absolute desperation. Apparently this was his only option after Middle Eastern princes collectively decided to boycotts MJ's attempts to get paid for being their personal belly dancers.

So instead, the people of London have to put up with this guy in July. He's going to spend several months beforehand getting in shape for the shows (aka Jacko is gonna get jacked off of steroids...potentialy). Check out the annoucement:

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