During happier times when Barack thought Tom paid taxes
Republicans hate taxes. And there isn't a Republican out there that hates taxes more than my friend Mikey. But guess what, Tom Daschle hates taxes too. In fact, Tom hates taxes so much that he decided not to pay his.
One thing leads to another and BAM! Tom's nomination to serve as the Health and Human Services Secretary vanishes. Barack says he "screwed up" on this one. Now he's going to be getting all kinds of shit for picking all of these Democratic floozies who can't seem to get their appointments confirmed.
And oh yeah, this is funny: