Well this didn't really happen while you were sleeping. It kind of happened while I wasn't writing. But fear not dear friends, I'm back and I'm playing catchup.
The Juice is no longer loose. Mr. Simpson has been sentenced to upwards of 15 years in prison for his transgressions in a Las Vegas hotel. Many feel that the sentence is payback for the murders he did/didn't (you choose) back in the 90s. But whatever the case may be, you've got to feel bad for a guy whose fall from grace has left him in such a pathetic state.