Monday, June 30, 2008

Jigga what? Noel who?

Shaq could learn a lesson or two from Jay Z. Jigga gave the world a lovely taste of what it means to diss someone with class.

After being blamed for the slow uptake of tickets for the Glastonbury music festival, the hip hop artist lashed out at his rock naysayers - namely Noel Gallagher from the band Oasis. His performance of "Wonderwall" was quite the artistic slap in the face. His approach varied greatly from Amy Winehouse who literally used the opportunity to slap MoFos in the face:

But seriously, why would someone want to grab her boob anyway? It looks like a small sack of rotting flesh. But I digress...

Anyway, good job Hova AKA Man-with-a-million-nicknames. You have served hip hop proud. You have served America proud. You even made Barack Obama's name sound like gun shots in one of your raps. All non-rap haters looking to diss you in the future now know that in retaliation you will sing their songs.

Hopefully Katy Perry will step up to the plate next (I love this fucking song, for obvious reasons):

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