Sunday, May 11, 2008

Kwame enters The Bird Cage

Kwame Kilpatrick is slowly but surely becoming my favorite elected official. He has deemed himself to be the Hip Hop Mayor. He and his wife attend award shows. And most importantly, he sends raunchy text messages. What more could one ask for out of a mayor?

However, Kwame still has much more to offer the media. It appears as if, in the pre-text message days of 1984, Kwame was busy getting busy in drag during a performance of "Little Annie." And from the looks of the fuzzy pictures, Mr. Kilpatrick may have even been showing off a little cleavage for the production.

While Kilpatrick and his staff initially denied that the plump gentleman featured in the picture was in fact Kilpatrick, he later admitted to his participation in the play and wearing the little red number that I won't be able to get out of my mind anytime soon.

Surely this will be the least of Kilpatrick's concerns given his sex scandal. But you can rest assured, the hawks are out. First this picture is leaked. Next thing you know there'll be drunken photographs of him FAMU house parties surfacing. Soon thereafter, there will likely be word of some scandalous sex tape, which seems to be a pre-requisite for any prominent figure whose name gets mentioned on the news.

I hope the red dress isn't just the beginning Kwame. I hope it all ends here...

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