Thursday, March 20, 2008
Worst Look of the Day - Death by Stingray
This is not a laughing matter.
You are a bad person because you undoubtedly find humor in this. When I heard the news I was shocked. But I'm betting that you laughed a bit when you caught wind of this.
The open seas will never be safe again. No more sunbathing. No more deep sea fishing. The world as we know it has changed.
This feels like some apocalyptic premonition warning us of a world filled with flying stingrays. Or maybe we're being warned about the dangers of sunbathing with insufficient amounts of suntan lotion. Or maybe little baby Jesus is having fun throwing objects at people and has decided that this is his new method for calling his children home.
Whatever the case may be, it is not a good look to have a stingray take you down. But as they say, when it's your time it's your time.